About HannahLouise96 : Today, I went to write on my profile, but then realised that I couldn't think of anything remotely interesting or witty to say. FML.
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by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 9:04am / United States (Texas) / Love
by OperaLover / 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by yournick / 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
by RBHSWedgieGirl / 01/22/2011 at 8:35pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
by edwinduarte1 / 09/13/2010 at 2:49am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 2:02am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I learned that in my family, 'Father's Day' is more like 'Father's drunken, piss on a plant in the kitchen during breakfast, order you to scrub in between his toes with your toothbrush Day.' FML
Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
by HungryGirl / 10/24/2009 at 10:45am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML
by BEE / 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…