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GossipGirlBitch's favorite FMLs
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
by misterhippo / 04/22/2009 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML
by LizLiao / 04/14/2009 at 3:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
by cavgirl / 04/12/2009 at 6:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2009 at 1:07am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML
by unloved / 03/23/2009 at 2:34pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
by Noname / 03/13/2009 at 11:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
by ohnolunch / 03/05/2009 at 3:12pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML
by catlady / 03/01/2009 at 3:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML
by Monty / 03/01/2009 at 3:45am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by bojangles / 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML
by suicide / 02/04/2009 at 10:48am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by HeadTrauma / 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by choup / 11/07/2008 at 4:02pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Money