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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1836
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>tengo</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 8:24pm<b>HonestMistakes07</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:23pm<b>keilei</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 12:39pm<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 5:57pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:35am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 11:49pm<b>swaglesshipster</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 11:32pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 6:25pm<b>bellak13</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 2:26pm<b>jessiejamesp</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 1:06am<b>willknipprath</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 12:27pm<b>somthingstupd</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 8:35pm<b>jgwyh</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 8:56am<b>acdeaver</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 3:47pm<b>Dman1515</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 9:09am<b>MikeyLean</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 12:32am<b>bcarlson6</b> - the 05/26/2014 at 3:34am<b>bugeja1na</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 9:00am

Fucked!<b>keilei</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:40pm<b>jessiejamesp</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 7:06am

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GossipGirlBitch's favorite FMLs

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

by Anonymous / 03/31/2011 at 6:10pm / United States (Wyoming) / Kids

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

by Mikabe / 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm / Sweden (Varmlands Lan) / Kids

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

by allgrowedup / 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

by Sostupid / 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2010 at 9:23pm / United States / Health

Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML

by SODbeatlesMCRlp / 11/19/2010 at 11:54am / United States / Health

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

by Anonymous / 11/06/2010 at 12:31am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

by scratchpost / 10/28/2010 at 8:07am / United States (Georgia) / Animals

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2010 at 4:17am / United Kingdom (Havering) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

by pickit / 02/24/2010 at 9:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

by be_so_slick_56 / 01/16/2010 at 12:51pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a friend convinced me that I should throw a big party and invite everyone to come. After fixing a ton of party food, I sat around and waited for my guests to arrive. No one did. FML

by tealsoda / 11/21/2009 at 3:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous