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Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30788) - you deserved it (11452)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35899) - you deserved it (4957)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

#14692086
87 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by Sostupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

#14147287
143 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 9:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML

#13899111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9328) - you deserved it (31757)

On 11/19/2010 at 11:54am - health - by SODbeatlesMCRlp (man) - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

#13733539
86 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

#13624785
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (4117)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:07am - animals - by scratchpost (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22435) - you deserved it (43256)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

#9040804
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27294) - you deserved it (9119)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

#8624928
163 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by pickit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

#7377706
76 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 12:51pm - misc - by be_so_slick_56 (man) - United States (California)

Today, a friend convinced me that I should throw a big party and invite everyone to come. After fixing a ton of party food, I sat around and waited for my guests to arrive. No one did. FML

#6390668
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33055) - you deserved it (3222)

On 11/21/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by tealsoda (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML

#5821457
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30758) - you deserved it (1909)

On 10/13/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by stepknee (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my train was canceled so my ticket expired by the time another train arrived. I was fined $90 by ticket inspectors 'cause my claim that the early train didn't run was "unsubstantiated". Leaving the train I was pushed by the crowd, fell, lost a shoe and had to walk home with one bare foot. FML

#5616852
47 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by ColdFoot (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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