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by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/31/2011 at 6:10pm / United States (Wyoming) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
by Mikabe / 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm / Sweden (Varmlands Lan) / Kids
by allgrowedup / 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Sostupid / 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2010 at 9:23pm / United States / Health
by SODbeatlesMCRlp / 11/19/2010 at 11:54am / United States / Health
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
by Anonymous / 11/06/2010 at 12:31am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by scratchpost / 10/28/2010 at 8:07am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2010 at 4:17am / United Kingdom (Havering) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
by pickit / 02/24/2010 at 9:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by be_so_slick_56 / 01/16/2010 at 12:51pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by tealsoda / 11/21/2009 at 3:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…