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  • Number of visits : 1552
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33121) - you deserved it (2723)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42910) - you deserved it (3168)

On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

#17980865
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24877) - you deserved it (2401)

On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

#17645605
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25942) - you deserved it (4918)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML

#17588910
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27133) - you deserved it (3005)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML

#17379762
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24897) - you deserved it (3685)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm - money - by sunflower226 - United States

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36619) - you deserved it (2688)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36619) - you deserved it (2688)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36619) - you deserved it (2688)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58286) - you deserved it (9724)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78031) - you deserved it (8139)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair being slammed across my back like on the wrestling shows. I guess he didn't know that the shows are fake. FML

#16964534
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30914) - you deserved it (2800)

On 07/03/2011 at 7:04pm - health - by drunkinriot - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15034) - you deserved it (43254)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

#16369010
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27429) - you deserved it (8619)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:45am - work - by colebear - United States

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

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253 comments


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