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Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

#17645605
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23158) - you deserved it (4598)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML

#17588910
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24467) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML

#17379762
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23058) - you deserved it (3497)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm - money - by sunflower226 - United States

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
86 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33645) - you deserved it (2456)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33645) - you deserved it (2456)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
429 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair being slammed across my back like on the wrestling shows. I guess he didn't know that the shows are fake. FML

#16964534
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28622) - you deserved it (2619)

On 07/03/2011 at 7:04pm - health - by drunkinriot - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14872) - you deserved it (42918)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

#16369010
59 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 4:45am - work - by colebear - United States

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

#15577888
148 comments

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On 03/31/2011 at 6:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014
73 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)



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