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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1989
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GossipGirlBitch : Cats need love too.

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Visits<b>tengo</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 8:24pm<b>HonestMistakes07</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:23pm<b>keilei</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 12:39pm<b>smeffjeff1989</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 5:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 11:49pm<b>swaglesshipster</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 11:32pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 6:25pm<b>bellak13</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 2:26pm<b>jessiejamesp</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 1:06am<b>willknipprath</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 12:27pm<b>somthingstupd</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 8:35pm<b>jgwyh</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 8:56am<b>acdeaver</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 3:47pm<b>Dman1515</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 9:09am<b>MikeyLean</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 12:32am<b>bcarlson6</b> - the 05/26/2014 at 3:34am<b>bugeja1na</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 9:00am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 1:47pm

Fucked!<b>keilei</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:40pm<b>jessiejamesp</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 7:06am

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Santa Claus

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GossipGirlBitch's favorite FMLs

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

by SetoAyumi / 11/15/2011 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

by lprocter1982 / 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

by Grounded / 11/03/2011 at 5:18am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

by scribbler8 / 10/14/2011 at 5:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

by d0rk_ / 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML

by Username / 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm / United States / Health

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML

by sunflower226 / 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm / United States / Money

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

by MailMaster / 07/22/2011 at 12:20am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

by MailMaster / 07/22/2011 at 12:20am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

by MailMaster / 07/22/2011 at 12:20am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair being slammed across my back like on the wrestling shows. I guess he didn't know that the shows are fake. FML

by drunkinriot / 07/03/2011 at 7:04pm / United States / Health

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

by quickfingers100 / 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

by colebear / 05/27/2011 at 4:45am / United States / Work