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Futacy

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  • Town/Country : Baltimore, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7464
  • Number of comments : 1147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About Futacy : Okay first off, I don't really live in Baltimore, I just picked it because this website doesn't let you name your state, which in my case is Maryland. The city I actually live in is called Columbia, and there are 22 other cities in the US with the same name. I counted.

Second, yes, my profile pic is of a mutant two-headed Stewie makeout session. Enjoy.

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Visits<b>DragonDude</b> - 4 hours ago<b>idontknowleo</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 3:33am<b>shupwhup</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 9:10pm<b>afrodude00</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 5:12am<b>firefox9778</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:27am<b>ThisIsMyUsernam</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:44am<b>Supaviper</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 10:05pm<b>bobjope</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 4:13pm<b>deaconsmom</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:21am<b>skymachine</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:15pm<b>Miss_Brii</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:38pm<b>Megatron_Griffin</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 6:41pm<b>sandraaa03111217</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:11am<b>cbxxii</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 3:39am<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 5:21pm<b>wynnifred117</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 11:00pm<b>MdMan2</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:38pm<b>Driving_Gaming</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 9:58pm

Fucked!<b>patts_</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:49pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 4:21am<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:41am<b>Christine_Junmin</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 8:11pm<b>stoneq11</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 7:40pm<b>emmzy_em</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 7:45pm<b>aldos21</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 6:15am<b>Quantummonkeya</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 11:40pm<b>Epickitty58</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 8:09pm<b>JoeyTheJubilent</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 4:23am<b>Diarrhea_Volcano</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 5:08am<b>platinumbking</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 1:23pm<b>princessluka</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:41pm<b>tay_arredondo</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 1:00am<b>sbrown1234567890</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 12:44am<b>hope1103</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 3:21pm<b>emmaaadotcom</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 4:56am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Futacy's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML

#3085922
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55021) - you deserved it (2967)

On 06/21/2009 at 8:05am - intimacy - by Steph (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today, I went to a hospital in Uganda, where I'm working with an NGO for the summer. I had a high fever and other symptoms of malaria. They gave me a test, and I don't have malaria. I am now however sick from the water they gave me to wash down a medication to reduce fever. FML

#2880458
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40452) - you deserved it (2833)

On 06/14/2009 at 7:08am - health - by MalariaFree (woman) - Uganda (Kampala)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (141856) - you deserved it (10093)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, on the way to an exam I saw a car accident happen. I stopped, helped the woman who was injured and waited for the paramedics. I was too late at school, the teacher didn't buy my excuse and I failed the exam. It was an examination of my first aid skills. FML

#2074283
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73271) - you deserved it (3983)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Sam (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML

#1712481
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67992) - you deserved it (4887)

On 05/07/2009 at 6:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (296457) - you deserved it (28429)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

#7
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68500) - you deserved it (19086)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91882) - you deserved it (41737)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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