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  • Town/Country : Washington, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5250
  • Number of comments : 1101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About Futacy : This member hasn't filled in the description because he is beyond describable.

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I never take things to heart

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Futacy's favorite FMLs

Today, on the way to an exam I saw a car accident happen. I stopped, helped the woman who was injured and waited for the paramedics. I was too late at school, the teacher didn't buy my excuse and I failed the exam. It was an examination of my first aid skills. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70688) - you deserved it (3777)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Sam (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65021) - you deserved it (4632)

On 05/07/2009 at 6:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (285647) - you deserved it (28223)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68010) - you deserved it (19033)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (88317) - you deserved it (40313)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

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