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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42531) - you deserved it (2749)
On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10182) - you deserved it (36575)
On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36127) - you deserved it (10700)
On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)
Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18073) - you deserved it (27815)
On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
I agree, your life sucks (43849) - you deserved it (7848)
On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38373) - you deserved it (4696)
On 05/26/2011 at 12:15am - intimacy - by blahblah493 - United States
Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32719) - you deserved it (11389)
On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28396) - you deserved it (5808)
On 05/13/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by ctop (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30206) - you deserved it (14473)
On 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42864) - you deserved it (6323)
On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
I agree, your life sucks (41723) - you deserved it (6419)
Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6420) - you deserved it (36379)
On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38317) - you deserved it (2961)
On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7089) - you deserved it (19138)
On 10/16/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by meegs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)
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