About Futacy : Licking doorknobs is illegal in other planets. And apparently in Washington, DC as well. You'll be ask to leave the White House.
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Futacy's favorite FMLs
by alo1434 / 06/23/2011 at 4:54am / United States (Illinois) / Money
by knevs / 06/22/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 06/20/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Ben / 06/18/2011 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Kids
by screwed / 06/18/2011 at 4:51am / United States / Love
Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML
by callie / 06/18/2011 at 2:08am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Hank Gummyworm / 06/16/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by crushed dreams / 06/16/2011 at 2:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
by unknown / 06/15/2011 at 6:20am / United States (California) / Love
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 06/15/2011 at 1:07am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML
by Savannah / 06/14/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Evaki1 / 06/13/2011 at 10:24am / Greece (Attiki) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…