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Futacy

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  • Town/Country : Baltimore, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7436
  • Number of comments : 1147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About Futacy : Okay first off, I don't really live in Baltimore, I just picked it because this website doesn't let you name your state, which in my case is Maryland. The city I actually live in is called Columbia, and there are 22 other cities in the US with the same name. I counted.

Second, yes, my profile pic is of a mutant two-headed Stewie makeout session. Enjoy.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Futacy's favorite FMLs

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41684) - you deserved it (4599)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

#16723796
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32670) - you deserved it (6015)

On 06/18/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by callie - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35824) - you deserved it (4089)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16791) - you deserved it (227207)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

#16674026
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41831) - you deserved it (8415)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

Today, a car hit me while I was in a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

#16671124
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40689) - you deserved it (2865)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:07am - health - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36936) - you deserved it (14302)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML

#16666197
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8785) - you deserved it (49293)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by Savannah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34429) - you deserved it (4317)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51011) - you deserved it (5839)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45873) - you deserved it (3744)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

#16611980
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41020) - you deserved it (5145)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54647) - you deserved it (6872)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

#16600238
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28666) - you deserved it (7143)

On 06/10/2011 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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