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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32498) - you deserved it (2892)
On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21850) - you deserved it (5015)
On 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by CallMeJesusFreak (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35976) - you deserved it (479)
On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32184) - you deserved it (2125)
On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24813) - you deserved it (1872)
On 06/22/2011 at 4:05pm - money - by knevs - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40458) - you deserved it (6545)
On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40041) - you deserved it (3366)
On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
I agree, your life sucks (68542) - you deserved it (4952)
On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34064) - you deserved it (3372)
On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States
Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26812) - you deserved it (4623)
On 06/18/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by callie - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (2946)
On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9983) - you deserved it (151997)
On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
I agree, your life sucks (33935) - you deserved it (7554)
On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML
I agree, your life sucks (55416) - you deserved it (3802)
On 06/15/2011 at 6:13am - intimacy - by James64138 (man) - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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