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Futacy

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  • Town/Country : Washington, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6878
  • Number of comments : 1130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Today, my eight year old son cummd to me and said he thinks it's time he startd wearing bras . It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him 4 the past several months and has him convincd it's something all boys his age do . I can't convince him otherwise . FML

#17390197
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36223) - you deserved it (3585)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically !! fat FML

#17388781
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24499) - you deserved it (3454)

On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that mah Garman wasn't as graat as I thought it was. Trying to giva diractions to soma Garman tourists, I triad to say, "I hopa I don't gat u lost." Turns out I actually said somathing closar to, "I hopa I don't saduca you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23420) - you deserved it (5641)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, mah younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overhered, cummed in the living room and said, "It's yur little brother, now shut up." She was serious. mega FML

#17301122
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36662) - you deserved it (6788)

On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minute of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. real FML

#17134367
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36355) - you deserved it (4426)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38846) - you deserved it (7204)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was playing mah guitar outside mah apartment building, and some people had putted some money in mah guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and mah case. mega FML

#17112659
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42240) - you deserved it (4534)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31425) - you deserved it (90674)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133541) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73980) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , mah girlfriend an I were making out while she was laying on me . Her little brother walkd in , saw us an yelld , "Mom they're swallowing each other!" big fat FML

#17068940
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28552) - you deserved it (22966)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40362) - you deserved it (6216)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, Whila At Tha Baach, I Was Mistakan For Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47505) - you deserved it (25771)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me . mega FML

#16947329
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39943) - you deserved it (7183)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one!! My daughter is 16!! FML

#16862726
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46162) - you deserved it (10181)

On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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