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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 607
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML

#18843444
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28639) - you deserved it (5985)

On 01/18/2012 at 10:29am - health - by partypooper (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

#18840950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30448) - you deserved it (8952)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

#18833133
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35010) - you deserved it (6733)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40203) - you deserved it (9630)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20907) - you deserved it (220137)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
683 comments

I agree, your life sucks (696348) - you deserved it (55859)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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