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EffMEffinL
  • Town/Country : Silver Spring, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 February 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 514
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About EffMEffinL : I bet when I start to live on my own, and get an apartment, I'll do something stupid, like lose the keys the minute I get them, or not know how to open the door. Okay, now that I've cleared up how hopeless I am, I can tell you about myself. I like Harry Potter and play the clarinet. Yep. Mmm-hmm... yes. Well, that's all I can think of right now, so bye.

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Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14171) - you deserved it (43033)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12354) - you deserved it (96317)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

#52
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27421) - you deserved it (22061)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

#38
59 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

#11
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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