About Effmeffinl
I bet when I start to live on my own, and get an apartment, I'll do something stupid, like lose the keys the minute I get them, or not know how to open the door. Okay, now that I've cleared up how hopeless I am, I can tell you about myself. I like Harry Potter and play the clarinet. Yep. Mmm-hmm... yes. Well, that's all I can think of right now, so bye.
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Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

By Blah - / Sunday 24 January 2010 22:24 / United States

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

By lamponau / Sunday 9 November 2008 11:26 / France

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

By Fsd / Wednesday 5 November 2008 07:35 / France

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

By Tara / Friday 31 October 2008 07:06 / Sweden

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

By enjoy / Monday 13 October 2008 08:30 /