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EffMEffinL

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 806
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About EffMEffinL : I bet when I start to live on my own, and get an apartment, I'll do something stupid, like lose the keys the minute I get them, or not know how to open the door. Okay, now that I've cleared up how hopeless I am, I can tell you about myself. I like Harry Potter and play the clarinet. Yep. Mmm-hmm... yes. Well, that's all I can think of right now, so bye.

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Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30118) - you deserved it (8372)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32019) - you deserved it (5617)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

#213
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11185) - you deserved it (41437)

On 11/05/2008 at 2:35am - misc - by Fsd - France (Franche-Comte)



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