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  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1985 (30 years)
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Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML


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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML


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On 09/16/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Blueberry (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML


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On 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML


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On 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm - love - by Alliente - United States

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML


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On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML


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On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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