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by Bliggins / 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
by Blueberry / 09/16/2012 at 10:00pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
by Anonymous / 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Alliente / 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm / United States / Love
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
by lyla / 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
by Niles / 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
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