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DANA_DANA
  • Town/Country : idaho, america
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DANA_DANA : hey im dana im a guy just to make that clear. i love music the devil wears prada to bright eyes just no rap or country and i love to hang out with my friends and tell random stories about things that have happened to me hahahahahaha so yeah thats me

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Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

#4572721 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (47234) - you deserved it (7291)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

#4462410 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (921) - you deserved it (2436)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm - kids - by ahhahaha (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I woke up and noticed my son was not in his bedroom. Thinking he had ran away, I reported him missing and called all my relatives. After 3 hours, my son walked in the door. He was at his friends house where I dropped him off last night. My 14 year old told me to lay off the vodka. FML

#4452078 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (5854) - you deserved it (60404)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40pm - kids - by Momma (woman) - Canada

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

#983061 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (11433) - you deserved it (60060)

On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we got inside my mom yells to me "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

#492829 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (92529) - you deserved it (4415)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)