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Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

#18329214
90 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

#18329214
90 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

#17304312
186 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML

#15784474
262 comments

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On 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm - love - by Pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

#15114672
84 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

#15051714
171 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Infected (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

#14578612
233 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 2:43pm - money - by calidumbass - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

#14150580
97 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by eyeleanify (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that I wasn't really allergic to chocolate. My parents made it up when I was a child because they didn't want me to get fat. FML

#13970714
127 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by wow (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

#13822248
54 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 12:12am - love - by baconbreath=| - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

#13699174
137 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 8:08am - work - by nurse (woman) - Reserved

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
276 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

#12617808
122 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)



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