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Crystal55621

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Crystal55621

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 39170
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML

#18336172
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (9668)

On 11/24/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by swirkishly - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML

#18335372
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38921) - you deserved it (5957)

On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49296) - you deserved it (7498)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML

#18334066
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12953) - you deserved it (19339)

On 11/24/2011 at 2:58am - health - by xJade2012x - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

#18333662
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44113) - you deserved it (4090)

On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

#18329245
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46457) - you deserved it (3225)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

#18329214
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (2870)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

#18329214
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (2870)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

#17304312
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41726) - you deserved it (5102)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML

#15784474
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61960) - you deserved it (4384)

On 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm - love - by Pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

#15114672
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39388) - you deserved it (6704)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

#15051714
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50105) - you deserved it (19416)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Infected (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

#14578612
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8202) - you deserved it (116767)

On 01/14/2011 at 2:43pm - money - by calidumbass - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28909) - you deserved it (3999)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)



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