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Crystal55621

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Crystal55621

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 36222
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29654) - you deserved it (8755)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML

#18372646
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9518) - you deserved it (31327)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:30am - health - by MB - United States (Texas)

Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

#18371495
114 comments

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38354) - you deserved it (9384)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

#18370859
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24559) - you deserved it (3601)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

#18368506
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22394) - you deserved it (3103)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

#18367915
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26480) - you deserved it (2438)

On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39289) - you deserved it (3249)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

#18364181
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25715) - you deserved it (2082)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

#18360025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19893) - you deserved it (12570)

On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70380) - you deserved it (3483)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32220) - you deserved it (15845)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

#18353086
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26351) - you deserved it (2086)

On 11/26/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Help - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49875) - you deserved it (3622)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

#18353001
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11243) - you deserved it (30327)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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