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by pops up / 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
by sometingwong / 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by ohno / 12/01/2011 at 9:38am / United States (Florida) / Work
by AmericanDream / 12/01/2011 at 12:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2011 at 12:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML
by Anonymous / 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
by maggie / 11/30/2011 at 2:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Madi / 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML
by oops / 11/30/2011 at 9:15am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by no low five / 11/30/2011 at 6:17am / United States / Love
by me / 11/30/2011 at 1:43am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by anon / 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by toobad / 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel… Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends yelled out "Jake is uncircumcised!" as…