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Crystal55621

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Crystal55621

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  • Number of visits : 34610
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss' car. FML

#18469057
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30149) - you deserved it (4028)

On 12/09/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by charliebravo77 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

#18468865
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32029) - you deserved it (2828)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44132) - you deserved it (5364)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27490) - you deserved it (2211)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27490) - you deserved it (2211)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30431) - you deserved it (3533)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML

#18464914
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (2246)

On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8427) - you deserved it (74033)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML

#18461010
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43091) - you deserved it (3503)

On 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm - money - by Dante178 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

#18460196
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27012) - you deserved it (4507)

On 12/08/2011 at 12:41pm - kids - by childdreamkiller (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24727) - you deserved it (2403)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML

#18459025
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26237) - you deserved it (7701)

On 12/08/2011 at 6:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

#18458740
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26855) - you deserved it (3280)

On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

#18457240
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23072) - you deserved it (3750)

On 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

#18456700
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28402) - you deserved it (6014)

On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States



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