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Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States
Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)
Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is my first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-workers all got generous salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 7:15am - work - by rara1989 (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I noticed my 5-gallon glass vase/aquarium was leaking at the base. When I went to move the vase so I could transfer everything to a new aquarium, the bottom completely detached, sending water, sand, sea shells and fish crap everywhere. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 12:08pm - work - by isuckasawaitress (woman) - Singapore
Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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