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Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML
by Oily / 12/16/2011 at 4:08am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Kids
by Brit / 12/16/2011 at 3:50am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Username / 12/16/2011 at 1:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 12:30am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Oja1 / 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
by Ms. Heartless / 12/15/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by ms piggy / 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm / Australia (South Australia) / Animals
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
by 2285morgan / 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
by Grubendol / 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:49am / United States (Wyoming) / Money
by NinjaWafflesx / 12/15/2011 at 10:20am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 2:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
by rattlingfloorboards / 12/15/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…