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Crystal55621

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Crystal55621

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  • Number of visits : 37118
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

#18526714
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (37972)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (13523)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38442) - you deserved it (6497)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

#18525206
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8717) - you deserved it (30790)

On 12/16/2011 at 1:31am - health - by Username (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32780) - you deserved it (6357)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

#18524241
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30649) - you deserved it (26369)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML

#18522067
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22430) - you deserved it (11865)

On 12/15/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by Ms. Heartless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

#18520794
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12862) - you deserved it (40850)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm - health - by ms piggy - United States

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

#18520750
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (3009)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33146) - you deserved it (5691)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25202) - you deserved it (5636)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML

#18518938
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9912) - you deserved it (35447)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:49am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

#18518838
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37467) - you deserved it (3633)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:20am - love - by NinjaWafflesx (woman) - United States

Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML

#18517273
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26451) - you deserved it (26753)

On 12/15/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27899) - you deserved it (2722)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)



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