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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5143
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CarleeBugg123 : I'm a blue ninja! :O (|:|)

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Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees r complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talkd to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML

#16812310
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26053) - you deserved it (2751)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - work - by luroluro - United States

yesterday I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to mah house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to putted on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37122) - you deserved it (5563)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

2day mah five year old niece decidd to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in mah ears!! Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby"!!

#16800264
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34661) - you deserved it (4930)

On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

Today, I was complimented on how looool big mah penis was. I was complimented by the guy peieng next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. mega FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48417) - you deserved it (7436)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Taday I lost my dog. I looked around my nieghborhood for hours, and found it under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

#16793307
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14502) - you deserved it (26796)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Morgan - United States (Texas)

TODAY, IT WAS FIRST DAY AT NEW JOB. MY NEW BOSS ASKED ME IF I WAS SINGLE. AFTER TELLING HIM I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FIR 6 YEARS, HE FIRED ME ON THE SPOT. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50216) - you deserved it (3537)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an arplaneho was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bld from her nose upon take off and landing. mega FML

#16791372
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34227) - you deserved it (2693)

On 06/22/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by ifmlftw - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decidd I was done waiting fir mah boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bd looool and I askd him . He askd fir a rain check .

Today, mah mother told mah little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that ( mommy is going to die ). FML

#16787044
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39930) - you deserved it (3191)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, looool I finally went on a date with mah crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31658) - you deserved it (6688)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating fir several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49014) - you deserved it (4382)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on mah bed, all cuz it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me an he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up an kicks it under mah bed. real FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37247) - you deserved it (11886)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl trid to open mah stall. It was lockd, so she slid under the door and trid to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42042) - you deserved it (3577)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I told mah husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are u going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36361) - you deserved it (9682)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I found looool out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51103) - you deserved it (5193)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)



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