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Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to the lake today or tomorrow because I'd been called in to work. She won't believe me and thinks I'm simply avoiding her. I got called in to bathe and clean dogs' anal glands. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:23pm - misc - by xXx3mi_MuffinxXx (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:22pm - animals - by anon - United States (Michigan)
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)
Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom insisted on putting sunscreen on me. I closed my eyes and shut my mouth while she rubbed some on my face. Halfway through, I burped. I opened my mouth just in time to get a large glob of sunscreen in it. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 3:58pm - health - by Unberable (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)
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