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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3560
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CarleeBugg123 : I'm a blue ninja! :O (|:|)

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43917) - you deserved it (10740)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

#17211099
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36073) - you deserved it (3701)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41961) - you deserved it (10340)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

#17201461
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32111) - you deserved it (3427)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42253) - you deserved it (3728)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48147) - you deserved it (7817)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37139) - you deserved it (10695)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML

#17190243
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32393) - you deserved it (4051)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm - kids - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15784) - you deserved it (42775)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39106) - you deserved it (5364)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8932) - you deserved it (67216)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, I got a call from a creditor asking for a Sarah. I told them that I'm not Sarah, nor do I know one. They then asked if she was my wife. Annoyed, I said, "Alright, when did I get a wife? I don't even remember having a girlfriend." They sniggered and hung up. FML

#17175800
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25207) - you deserved it (6730)

On 07/19/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Miriden - United States

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

#17174791
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52469) - you deserved it (6695)

On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

#17173696
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41109) - you deserved it (3238)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell and hit my head on the faucet. FML

#17173015
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29672) - you deserved it (4629)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:33am - health - by MAWZ (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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