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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3798
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CarleeBugg123 : I'm a blue ninja! :O (|:|)

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

#17659023
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12567) - you deserved it (43771)

On 09/04/2011 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Gurior (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

#17658485
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30970) - you deserved it (3398)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39126) - you deserved it (5622)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

#17655744
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (3099)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmother who had recently died. FML

#17655695
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26552) - you deserved it (13159)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by appaluver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

#17655668
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24661) - you deserved it (38621)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm - intimacy - by SterlingSilver91 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

#17652939
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26734) - you deserved it (2605)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friends happily announced that although they had been cut, they were still going to be playing on the school's volleyball team. The rumor going around is that everyone who tried out made the team. I never got a call back. FML

#17652760
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20882) - you deserved it (2485)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10287) - you deserved it (47162)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35758) - you deserved it (3388)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

#17646290
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18767) - you deserved it (3996)

On 09/02/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was from a baby rabbit. FML

#17490947
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10192) - you deserved it (23459)

On 08/16/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by scaredscreenless - United States

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

#17490517
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24813) - you deserved it (5159)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

#17490517
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24813) - you deserved it (5159)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)



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