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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3375
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CarleeBugg123 : I'm a blue ninja! :O (|:|)

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Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11013) - you deserved it (41531)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

#15401904
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45316) - you deserved it (9576)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

#15306672
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35111) - you deserved it (9342)

On 03/14/2011 at 10:44am - misc - by alex - United States

Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today and had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can verify he can go back. FML

#7570908
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23287) - you deserved it (2142)

On 01/25/2010 at 4:24pm - kids - by joshua (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell out of the shower. It was still on. Bracing my fall, I reached into the toilet. It wasn't flushed. FML

#151604
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42956) - you deserved it (13447)

On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Ackbar (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

#41470
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25362) - you deserved it (3653)

On 02/14/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)



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