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Breakit17
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 November 1994 (17 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

#7518745 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (14766) - you deserved it (1927)

On 01/23/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

#7515979 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (5647) - you deserved it (14024)

On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

#7515977 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (17227) - you deserved it (2728)

On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML

#7514785 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (10312) - you deserved it (28702)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Brit (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

#7451202 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (11043) - you deserved it (2664)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by wasntworththedrive (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

#7450891 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (17731) - you deserved it (3512)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

#7398429 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (12943) - you deserved it (4321)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

#7376800 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (17457) - you deserved it (2336)

On 01/16/2010 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

#7372755 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (31231) - you deserved it (1533)

On 01/16/2010 at 2:17am - misc - by shockedgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

#7364490 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (12942) - you deserved it (1436)

On 01/15/2010 at 7:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML

#7268180 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (3359) - you deserved it (12434)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Drewzter (man) - United States (California)

Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML

#7255890 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (12182) - you deserved it (3788)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

#7232950 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (12048) - you deserved it (3453)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:25am - intimacy - by ohdeargodthatswrong (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

#6951563 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (11447) - you deserved it (3038)

On 12/26/2009 at 2:22am - intimacy - by boyfriendisatoss (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing hysterically and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

#5770681 (41)

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On 10/11/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by foxbrat - United States (Hawaii)



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