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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12570
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

#15740494
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35091) - you deserved it (4354)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML

#15740418
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34654) - you deserved it (18515)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Got_any_grapes1 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

#15739325
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35037) - you deserved it (5803)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:20am - love - by sandyhome (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

#15739325
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35037) - you deserved it (5803)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:20am - love - by sandyhome (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

#15739325
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35037) - you deserved it (5803)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:20am - love - by sandyhome (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

#15739325
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35037) - you deserved it (5803)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:20am - love - by sandyhome (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

#15739325
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35037) - you deserved it (5803)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:20am - love - by sandyhome (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

#15739325
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35037) - you deserved it (5803)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:20am - love - by sandyhome (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

#15737058
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33951) - you deserved it (11013)

On 04/11/2011 at 5:39am - misc - by Ignored (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19436) - you deserved it (25889)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

#3575019
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50850) - you deserved it (8371)

On 07/08/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by stupiddddddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

#3491271
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34066) - you deserved it (2847)

On 07/04/2009 at 10:40pm - love - by Single4Life (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself so I said that I was fun, attractive and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year old sister walked up to me and screamed "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!". FML

#2914098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48319) - you deserved it (13748)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML

#2911637
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43407) - you deserved it (6610)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML

#2785854
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54238) - you deserved it (4501)

On 06/10/2009 at 9:43pm - love - by Ryuga (man) - United States (Florida)



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