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Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (2326)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (14807) - you deserved it (20448)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (38029) - you deserved it (4395)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML

#15842272 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (21425) - you deserved it (2673)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:30am - health - by norestforthewicked -

Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML

#15835287 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (26633) - you deserved it (2902)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:12pm - work - by waterdog - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

#15833979 (266)

I agree, your life sucks (29525) - you deserved it (6002)

On 04/18/2011 at 1:54pm - love - by alissa_roar - United States

Today, my 5 week old puppy decided to sleep between my head and the headboard of my bed. I sneezed and my puppy got so scared it caused him to pee on me. FML

#15833308 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (23783) - you deserved it (6049)

On 04/18/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Wendie - United States (California)

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093 (322)

I agree, your life sucks (46803) - you deserved it (3176)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

#15831633 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (7794) - you deserved it (37114)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:09am - kids - by B (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

#15824008 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (26492) - you deserved it (2497)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by dumped (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (30262) - you deserved it (4644)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (32409) - you deserved it (3997)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (48652) - you deserved it (3082)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I was at the hairdressers getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

#15792200 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (29751) - you deserved it (2042)

On 04/15/2011 at 2:43am - misc - by ugly - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (22785) - you deserved it (5478)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)