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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12958
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

#19608696
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35807) - you deserved it (6133)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

#19608696
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35807) - you deserved it (6133)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

#19608696
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35807) - you deserved it (6133)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

#19576269
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28080) - you deserved it (2088)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36177) - you deserved it (2335) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

#19575645
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7796) - you deserved it (25851)

On 05/05/2012 at 1:01am - animals - by lexii - United States

Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML

#19572629
269 comments

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML

#19255616
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (2921)

On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35832) - you deserved it (5277)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML

#19249177
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21419) - you deserved it (4193)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:04am - love - by atsukobo - United States

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

#19243169
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29415) - you deserved it (2746)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:53pm - health - by radiating (woman) -

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

#19240246
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13837) - you deserved it (50526)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML

#19233268
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26123) - you deserved it (2577)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39856) - you deserved it (2952)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML

#19228938
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28990) - you deserved it (1713)

On 03/06/2012 at 7:34pm - misc - by Alex (woman) - United States



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