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by PC Jones / 09/20/2011 at 10:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by shithead / 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by applesmama / 09/17/2011 at 12:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Scott / 09/15/2011 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
by FullOfNick / 09/10/2011 at 3:11am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
by Shamed / 09/06/2011 at 4:06am / United Kingdom / Work
by anonomys / 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
by stinky skunk / 09/05/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by haha / 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 9:45am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by DogDoingScience / 09/01/2011 at 11:45am / Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj) / Miscellaneous
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids