About Bloodfaerie
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Bloodfaerie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

By zero_minded12 - / Thursday 21 May 2009 03:08 / United States

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

By fmlman / Friday 15 March 2013 05:44 / United States - Rawlins

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 March 2013 07:18 / United States - American Canyon

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 25 February 2013 17:57 / Canada - Fernie

Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML

By jealouspussy - / Wednesday 20 February 2013 06:55 / United States - Los Angeles