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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1982 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5436
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Visits<b>DrafteeSelf</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 5:31am<b>AmericanBadAss</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 2:46am<b>BrooklynGirl36</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 9:44pm<b>plan_Z</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 10:59am<b>Dilexar</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 7:04pm<b>bronxiecat777</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 7:08am<b>FacePalm92</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:09am<b>Ze_Torch</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 2:58pm<b>Syntax58</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 6:56pm<b>Jakerssss</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 11:20am<b>Mafia_</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 2:13pm<b>DrSkillz</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 11:46am<b>poopsiepants</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 6:43am<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 1:05am<b>renafire</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 12:17am<b>aperson69</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 5:50pm<b>UberMom</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 1:23pm<b>ghdflkmmm</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 12:53pm

Fucked!<b>DrafteeSelf</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 11:31am<b>AmericanBadAss</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 8:46am<b>Dilexar</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 1:04am<b>Syntax58</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 12:56am<b>UberMom</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 7:23pm<b>ghdflkmmm</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 6:53pm<b>kamdoodle</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 8:30am<b>Rais</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 10:57pm<b>hereforfmls</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 4:01pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 6:10am<b>iNinetails</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 4:55am<b>w0nderwh4t</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 2:28am<b>vh_musiclover</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 1:52am<b>Lalagirl58</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 12:33am<b>eternal_screams</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 11:38pm<b>DandoMclovin</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 10:58pm<b>billboob</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 10:49pm<b>lambda</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 9:19pm

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Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

by tubby / 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm / Sweden (Blekinge Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML

by Schaf_12 / 06/16/2012 at 2:10pm / Austria (Wien) / Love

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

by Damn / 06/05/2012 at 3:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice. When their car pulled up, I jumped in. It was really quiet, so I looked up, only to find I had gotten in the wrong car. FML

by HorcruxDelight73 / 05/26/2012 at 7:00pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

by alexo / 05/23/2012 at 11:52am / United States / Transportation

Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML

by morethanredhands / 05/21/2012 at 1:56am / Intimacy

Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML

by shygirl / 05/20/2012 at 9:13am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

by themcdave / 05/19/2012 at 4:03am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Work

Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. We came to experience the country's culture, and to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, and not ten seconds later, a stranger approached and asked, "How much for your friend?" FML

by LearnToLive / 05/15/2012 at 11:59am / Holidays

Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML

by Eric Ngan / 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm / Singapore / Animals

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

by bibou2324 / 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm / Work

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

by needurlove / 04/15/2012 at 2:49am / United States (Idaho) / Love