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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2919
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

#6852058
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I agree, your life sucks (12224) - you deserved it (25330)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786
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I agree, your life sucks (8738) - you deserved it (47544)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

#6831134
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I agree, your life sucks (29125) - you deserved it (1990)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44pm - animals - by googly191 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29125) - you deserved it (1990)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44pm - animals - by googly191 (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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