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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4153
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, I Textd Dad To Tell Him I'm Staying At Boyfriend's House And Won't Be Home. Since I Had Predictive Text On, Phone Didn't Quite Get The Word 'home' - The Message I Sent Said, 'I'm Staying At Will's, I'll Be Good Tonight.' FML

#6852058
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I agree, your life sucks (12305) - you deserved it (25462)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I dacidad to attach fiftaan-pound waights to aach foot so I could burn soma axtra calorias whila shovaling snow . My dad askad ma to mova ona of tha cars in tha drivaway . Whan I put my foot on tha gas padal, I couldn't taka it off . I andad up hitting my sistar and knocking har into a snow bank . FML

#6848786
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I agree, your life sucks (9264) - you deserved it (49113)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today... it's mah brthday... and apparently mah family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in mah new shoes I bought 4 myself. FML

#6831134
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I agree, your life sucks (29298) - you deserved it (1999)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44pm - animals - by googly191 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... it's mah brthday... and apparently mah family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in mah new shoes I bought 4 myself. FML

#6831134
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29298) - you deserved it (1999)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44pm - animals - by googly191 (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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