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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1982 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5530
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

About BloodFaerie : Just a girl...

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Fucked!<b>DrafteeSelf</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 11:31am<b>AmericanBadAss</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 8:46am<b>Dilexar</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 1:04am<b>Syntax58</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 12:56am<b>UberMom</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 7:23pm<b>ghdflkmmm</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 6:53pm<b>kamdoodle</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 8:30am<b>Rais</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 10:57pm<b>hereforfmls</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 4:01pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 6:10am<b>iNinetails</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 4:55am<b>w0nderwh4t</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 2:28am<b>vh_musiclover</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 1:52am<b>Lalagirl58</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 12:33am<b>eternal_screams</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 11:38pm<b>DandoMclovin</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 10:58pm<b>billboob</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 10:49pm<b>lambda</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 9:19pm

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Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

by embarrassed / 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Love

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

by Klamp18 / 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

by googly191 / 12/19/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

by googly191 / 12/19/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals

Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML

by xero_art / 06/26/2009 at 5:51am / United States (North Carolina) / Money

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

by zero_minded12 / 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love