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BigMatt803
  • Town/Country : Charlotte, NC, U.S
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BigMatt803 : I work hard and play even harder.

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Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39214) - you deserved it (3957)

On 04/18/2013 at 12:01am - money - by some people's parents - United States (Colorado)

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37767) - you deserved it (2654)

On 04/02/2013 at 12:11am - work - by QuinnyZebrass (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15624) - you deserved it (11898)

On 12/30/2012 at 6:48pm - misc - by fuckinghicks (man) - United States

Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML

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77 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Saarland)

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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215 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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