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Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

#115148
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On 02/23/2009 at 4:58pm - animals - by frenchpop1960 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

#34266
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40173) - you deserved it (6137)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64618) - you deserved it (3036)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

#19635
27 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 12:58am - misc - by neversayhiagain (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
41 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
42 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16070) - you deserved it (1434)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

#539
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On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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