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Alexandriamgmt's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

By lovely - / Monday 19 December 2011 06:43 / Netherlands

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

By unknown52 / Friday 2 December 2011 02:02 / Netherlands

Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML

By Jane - / Thursday 24 November 2011 13:57 / Australia

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 September 2011 17:30 / United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

By toughbf - / Tuesday 27 September 2011 08:28 / Canada