Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Search for a member

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 749
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH's page activity

Visits<b>MyUser</b> - the 05/10/2013 at 2:13pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:57pm<b>me5me5</b> - the 11/03/2010 at 2:24am<b>Averizzle</b> - the 02/18/2010 at 9:57pm<b>jisaac09</b> - the 01/30/2010 at 12:29am<b>Butcher_1419</b> - the 12/25/2009 at 7:55am<b>chellinha93</b> - the 12/08/2009 at 12:58pm<b>Tequilamockngbrd</b> - the 11/18/2009 at 9:14pm<b>sven25</b> - the 11/13/2009 at 1:22pm<b>SickOrSane</b> - the 11/09/2009 at 11:54am

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

#8446049
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29311) - you deserved it (4610)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

#8430950
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21258) - you deserved it (18272)

On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

#8309732
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22271) - you deserved it (2542)

On 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm - animals - by Mary (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42082) - you deserved it (11903)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49833) - you deserved it (7887)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: