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Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm - animals - by Mary (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)



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