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Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom
Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)
Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)
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