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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2270
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About 3m0_xD : "I have a life, I'm just not living it."- 3m0

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Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21795) - you deserved it (2556)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36515) - you deserved it (4476)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53386) - you deserved it (3282)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19940) - you deserved it (8761)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19940) - you deserved it (8761)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19940) - you deserved it (8761)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19940) - you deserved it (8761)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42423) - you deserved it (3723)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33476) - you deserved it (3032)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

#18907023
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24271) - you deserved it (5824)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31808) - you deserved it (4978)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
326 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30854) - you deserved it (2308)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML

#18752093
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28923) - you deserved it (2919)

On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)



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