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04SmileyRylee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 October 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 645
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 04SmileyRylee : hey im rylee:) um i love hanging with friends and fam. currently in high school for 1 more year whoo-hoo and i play the beautiful game of volleyball haha so yup thats me:)

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Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33433) - you deserved it (24689)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

#15550732
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31363) - you deserved it (12094)

On 03/29/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

#14244337
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26996) - you deserved it (2703)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

#5721676
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74826) - you deserved it (5490)

On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

#4428551
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8881) - you deserved it (67683)

On 08/10/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by hitandrun (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to buy lunch at a grocery store. The total was 3 pounds, and my card got rejected for insufficient funds. I fished about for change, and found I only had 2 pounds. A homeless man behind me in the queue then offered to give me the remaining pound. A homeless man paid my lunch. FML

#4131254
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41172) - you deserved it (14871)

On 07/29/2009 at 10:24am - money - by faentalivetmitt (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (232082) - you deserved it (81194)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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