About 04smileyrylee
hey im rylee:) um i love hanging with friends and fam. currently in high school for 1 more year whoo-hoo and i play the beautiful game of volleyball haha so yup thats me:)
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04smileyrylee's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 18 October 2011 06:55 / United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

By planking champion - / Monday 17 October 2011 22:05 / United States

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

By alone / Friday 23 September 2011 11:04 / China

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 21 September 2011 13:17 / United States