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04SmileyRylee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 October 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 604
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 04SmileyRylee : hey im rylee:) um i love hanging with friends and fam. currently in high school for 1 more year whoo-hoo and i play the beautiful game of volleyball haha so yup thats me:)

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04SmileyRylee's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60281) - you deserved it (5637)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30965) - you deserved it (2923)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

#17121994
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26220) - you deserved it (4751)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

#17113605
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34458) - you deserved it (6709)

On 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by longtriphome (man) - United States

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18888) - you deserved it (45794)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10413) - you deserved it (75414) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

#16983308
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33354) - you deserved it (5303)

On 07/05/2011 at 4:27am - intimacy - by davidthegreat (man) - Japan

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

#16977432
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29125) - you deserved it (5798)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML

#16977173
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31434) - you deserved it (2331)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by Ashleighx94 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML

#16976984
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39903) - you deserved it (3124)

On 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm - kids - by K3you - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

#16974687
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34417) - you deserved it (4615)

On 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by rejecteddd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31676) - you deserved it (3425)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40835) - you deserved it (2596)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

#16746059
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53807) - you deserved it (6720)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65113) - you deserved it (11491)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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