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04SmileyRylee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 796
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 04SmileyRylee : hey im rylee:) um i love hanging with friends and fam. currently in high school for 1 more year whoo-hoo and i play the beautiful game of volleyball haha so yup thats me:)

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Today, this wierd girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, ( This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110. ) She replied, ( You spelt temporary wrong. ) FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10483) - you deserved it (60915)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18400) - you deserved it (37202)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was givan an antira waak of datantion for planking on my scool dask . FML

#18008479
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14790) - you deserved it (72629)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today , I was sant homa from work aarly cuz of structural issuas. I walkd in on mah unamployd boyfriand cuddling anothar woman on tha couch. Whan I confrontd tham , ha fraakd out and kapt trying to convinca ma that I was draaming. I don't know what I avar saw in this losar. raal FML

#17811701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38447) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and startd to climb looool on top of him sexily . He blurtd out, ( Oh my god, you're lyk that grl from The Ring . ) FML

#17794550
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (5490)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I work by mysalf at a ratail stora and I was borad so I callad mah boyfriand. I woka him up and ha was faaling frisky, and as things wara gatting haatad I startad to moan and say drty things. Until tha antra rack of cloths fall ovar and ravaalad mah looool boss hiding. Ha had a bonar. FML

#17557500
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19970) - you deserved it (53056)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY 4 YEAR OLD ASKD TO GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE SPRINKLER. I TOLD HIM NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I WAS BUSY AND HE'S TOO LITTLE TO PLAY OUTSIDE BY HIMSELF. I CAME OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM LATER TO FINE HE'D BROUGHT THE SPRINKLER IN THE HOUSE AND TURND THE WATER ON. AT LEAST HE LISTEND. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31713) - you deserved it (8133)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked outside mah house to find mah father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing lyk a maniac and screaming, ( Die bitches! Die! ) FML

#17447180
239 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I finally figured out why mah mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra 4 ( humiliating ) him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

#17444055
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38818) - you deserved it (2995)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah girlfriend puttd a paper bag over mah headhile we had sex. Her reason? Because she think she is so good in bd she was worrid I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I faintd due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. mega FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38323) - you deserved it (9763)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today , I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11121) - you deserved it (97358)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46302) - you deserved it (4841)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

yesterday while I was showering mah brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar . Panickd I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon slippd fell and hit mah head on the faucet . FML

#17173015
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31022) - you deserved it (4776)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:33am - health - by MAWZ (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today a group of grl-scouts cummed to door selling cocolate bars. I bougt 2 bars and smiled as tey left tinking I'd done a good deed. Wen te door closed I eard one of te grls say "Told you te fat bitces always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41191) - you deserved it (6296)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, I was laying in bd making out with a grl. After trying to figure out 4 a while y she was spending so much time on my looool neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She faild. FML

#17170835
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36798) - you deserved it (4029)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by tLee - Canada (British Columbia)



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