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Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44766) - you deserved it (11361)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:30am - love - by schellbytheseashore (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Yeah. It's usually good to Find Out What's Going On before you try and console someone.

#1 - On 02/21/2009 at 10:08am by C

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I've got to agree with #2 and #3. If you're trying to get with her, don't tell her it can't be that bad! If she's upset, she thinks it's bad whether it is or not; and in this situation, it was pretty bad.

#6 - On 02/21/2009 at 2:57pm by kites

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