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Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92809) - you deserved it (5642)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:40pm - love - by cavgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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