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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML


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On 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by dead - Canada (Ontario)

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He sounds brilliant.

#1 - On 03/09/2010 at 3:19am by pheonix_deloures

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Why didn't he marry you? If he got you a big rock, then most guys (decent ones, at least) would back off.
On another note - I totally sympathize. My boyfriend always gets frustrated because TONS of guys flirt with me and ask me out. I think when you add guys' fragile self esteems to that, its tough on any guy with a super attractive girlfriend.
Not saying it was right that he broke up with you for that, of course... You can't help your looks.
Find a more confident guy. :)

#2 - On 03/09/2010 at 3:20am by Luce_del_sole

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