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Today, my sister told my mother how she saw our neighbour's son at the movies with a girl and that they were kissing. My mother said that any girl willing to date someone so ugly must have self esteem issues and they laughed. I'm his girlfriend, my sister didn't recognize me. FML

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your mom and sister are some gossipy bitches.

#6 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:48am by Adamantoise

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"YDI, get a hotter boyfriend." -wow thats not shallow at all.

im srry. fyl! that's just rude to make fun of anyone's appearances =[

#7 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:53am by ellenlovesyou

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