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Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57466) - you deserved it (3072)

On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

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you should post the video, it'll make you famous

#1 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:07am by libido

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When your standing at the alter
and your sphincter seems to falter

#18 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:29am by Triumvirate

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