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Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22727) - you deserved it (1782)

On 02/25/2010 at 1:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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how could you not catch on

#1 - On 02/25/2010 at 6:03am by asher101

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my now husbands ex gf still lived with him for the first 4 1/2 months of our relationship... it bothered me, but I knew she had nowhere else to go, but his mom was also still here seeing as how we were in hs still but I knew he wouldn't do anything with her... but if he didn't tell me and tried to cover it, I would believe something was still going on between them!

#46 - On 02/25/2010 at 1:23pm by rohosoccer08

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