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Today, my mom came over to visit and permed my hair. Ten minutes after she started, I told her it was burning. She told me to suck it up because it doesn't hurt that badly. I now have scabs all over my scalp, hairline, and nape. FML


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On 02/19/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by sexxibxmami - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I hate parents that say suck it up. My best friend in high school lost his kidney because he was told to suck it up. He sued his parents for neglect, won and took the out of state scholarship.

#11 - On 02/19/2010 at 5:22pm by txgrlnxtdr

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Advice for next time: Get it permed at a salon. I can't imagine how your mom could be so dumb as to not listen to you when you told her that your scalp was burning--WHILE performing a process where you could be easily burnt! She's either stupid, hates you, or just thinks that you exaggerate a lot.

By the way, it's badLY. Not bad. BadLY.

#8 - On 02/19/2010 at 5:21pm by snickerdoodles

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