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Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML


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On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

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That's not the way you hit on girls, you know.

They don't mean it literally.

I guess you got to the punchline of the joke.

I'll be here all week, people -_-

#2 - On 02/16/2010 at 5:13pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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"Oops, I'm sorry, that was a total accident."

Problem solved?

#3 - On 02/16/2010 at 5:13pm by sutchy

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